2. Dick pics.
@1 month ago with 32 notes
I’m not here to tell you that you can’t enjoy the errant dick pic in the confines of a consenting, adult relationship where all parties have expressed desire for a gross, pixely snapshot of a penis. But at no point in history has the first (or any) step to wooing an unsuspecting young lady been to stand in front of the world’s most depressing bathroom mirror, place your dick jauntily atop the counter, and, holding up your iPad like the cookie sheet of male sadness that it is, take your picture. It’s the kind of thing that no one wants to see, the snake-popping-out-of-a-can of genitalia that will ruin anyone’s work day. Would you want to just see an out-of-context, poorly-lit close up of a vagina? Actually, you know what? Don’t answer that question.