Explain what? Explain to a doctor that the laws of physics can be suspended?...– Girl, Interrupted
A (slightly delayed) fun way to give thanks →
When your blush selection is telling you...
Me: Hey, can you pass me my blush?
Roommate: Here you go.
Me: Oh, no, not Amour, I want Orgasm.
Don’t say a word, just come over and lie here with me ‘Cause...– “Edge of Desire”
where do these websites come from? →
Me: But I guess I have a high tolerance for scary movies and gore...
Sarah: I have a high tolerance for alcohol, and that's it.
I’m sorry, when did November get here? Wasn’t it just in the high seventies last week? Wasn’t I wearing short dresses and sandals? I know that every year supposedly goes by faster, but I mean, COME ON. This is pure insanity. Not that I’m complaining! I’m actually very ready (as in excited, not prepared… clearly) for the new adventure of post-undergrad life....