February 2011
11 posts
“Since the nervous system controls behavior (barring the existence of spirits or...”
– - Behavioral Endocrinology
Did my Bio book just make a joke?
January 2011
8 posts
“Get back in there, champ! Put your game face on! You’ve survived tougher....”
– my cough drops wrapper— inspiration at its finest.
“OMG your talking mechanism is gone. This is like the little mermaid! You must be...”
– Katie, on me having lost my voice
“It’s funny because VG sounds like vagina”
– Josie, in reference to a capella
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I've lost my voice
And as a result I sound like a boy going through puberty crossed with an 80 year old chain smoker. Awesome.
5 tags
"Taste doesn’t work for reason; reason is a skinny...
Seven or eight years ago, when I wasn’t yet old enough to feel embarrassed about it, I saw Conor Oberst play at a bar downtown. Before he went onstage—a stage that was really just a foot-high platform with a stool—he sat drinking in a booth with some friends. Having been drinking myself, I made my way to his table, where I stood as if I were a waiter, and, realizing too late that I ought...
A list of things I have accomplished in the past...
-I cleaned out my makeup bag. I mean CLEANSED it. I physically washed the bag, but I also got rid of all the crap in there that I don’t (or shouldn’t) use. Sure, this means that I now only have two eye shadow colors, but I think I reduced my risk of bacterial eye infection by about 99%.
-I completely moved out of my bedroom at home. There is not a single thing in there that belongs...
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It really was a good film.
So I finally went to see Black Swan, which was awesome, by the way, and I had one of those oh-so-familiar experiences… sharing the theater with people who will NOT stop talking. Okay, I get it, sometimes you whisper to your friend during the movie if you don’t get it or if you have a particularly funny side comment. You whisper to your friend and you move on. You do not carry on a...
