Since the nervous system controls behavior (barring the existence of spirits or...– - Behavioral Endocrinology Did my Bio book just make a joke?
Get back in there, champ! Put your game face on! You’ve survived tougher....– my cough drops wrapper— inspiration at its finest.
OMG your talking mechanism is gone. This is like the little mermaid! You must be...– Katie, on me having lost my voice
It’s funny because VG sounds like vagina– Josie, in reference to a capella
I've lost my voice
And as a result I sound like a boy going through puberty crossed with an 80 year old chain smoker. Awesome.
"Taste doesn’t work for reason; reason is a skinny...
Seven or eight years ago, when I wasn’t yet old enough to feel embarrassed about it, I saw Conor Oberst play at a bar downtown. Before he went onstage—a stage that was really just a foot-high platform with a stool—he sat drinking in a booth with some friends. Having been drinking myself, I made my way to his table, where I stood as if I were a waiter, and, realizing too late that I ought...
A list of things I have accomplished in the past...
-I cleaned out my makeup bag. I mean CLEANSED it. I physically washed the bag, but I also got rid of all the crap in there that I don’t (or shouldn’t) use. Sure, this means that I now only have two eye shadow colors, but I think I reduced my risk of bacterial eye infection by about 99%. -I completely moved out of my bedroom at home. There is not a single thing in there that belongs...
It really was a good film.
So I finally went to see Black Swan, which was awesome, by the way, and I had one of those oh-so-familiar experiences… sharing the theater with people who will NOT stop talking. Okay, I get it, sometimes you whisper to your friend during the movie if you don’t get it or if you have a particularly funny side comment. You whisper to your friend and you move on. You do not carry on a...