September 2011
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Required Reading
So my brother started a tumblr. Okay, okay… I started it for him, but really because he needed one. I would definitely recommend you check it out and follow him here. He tends to be pretty entertaining and I imagine good things will happen with this (I use the word good with it’s loosest meaning)
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Jean-Ralphio is my FAVORITE. →
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I can't sleep and I am going crazy stuck in my own...
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At least I know where I get my crazy from...
TV: On the news tonight, a story of a young girl and her boyfriend arrested for plotting to kill her family...
Mom: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: ...Mom, that is terrible
Mom: I know, but who the fuck does that? Hahahaha
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I’m holding you to that. If I wake up with clothes on and if you wake up...
– Patty I hope Charlottesville is ready for our triumphant return.
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hitrecordjoe:
latenightjimmy:
There’s no denying that The Roots are are the greatest band in Late Night. The Roots always make it a point to come up with a unique song for each guest and give them a little love. And in return a ton of guests notice the songs and give The Roots some love right back. In honor of our 500th show, we cut together every one of those guests showing The Roots love....
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This baby is me.
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so. excited.
“Turn right or you die!” She unbuckled her seat belt and turned to face me. “I’m ready,” she said. She leaned back and gripped the steering wheel with one hand, as if to steady herself. With her free hand, she tapped herself between the eyes—bright, hot blue, rimmed with red. “Put it here,” she said. “Go for it.” A car went by. Somebody in the passenger seat glanced at us blankly. “I don’t...
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